July 2011
48 posts
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WatchOMG, I can’t get enough of it! Happy Sunday, everyone!!!
beyoufuckthem:
THIS IS SO CUTE, WATCH IT.
Kardashians (LOL)
*phone rings*
Khloe: Oh my God, it's Satan!
*answers phone*
Khloe: Hi Satan!
Kris: ... Hi Khloe.
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Completely depressed the Royal Tour is over and we...
courageisnottheabsenceoffear:
Heartbreaking...
shalomdude:
A Conversation with My Cold
“Hey cold virus, quit making me sick.”
“You’re not my mom.”
“Actually, I kind of am.”
“I don’t see how.”
“Well, you are living under my roof, by which I mean my sinus cavity. Pick it up. It’s a mess.”
“Whatever. I didn’t ask to be born.”
“I didn’t want you to be born.”
“Hey, that’s verbal abuse! I’m calling social services.”
“Good. Maybe they’ll take you away.”
“I HATE YOU!” [Slams door...
